some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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