please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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