office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
