One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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