It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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