Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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