in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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