absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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