I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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