i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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