Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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