It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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