Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
