This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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