I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
