Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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