I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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