Sry I called you an 8
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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