After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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