The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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