so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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