look no pants
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I will pee on everything he values.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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