some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have post one night stand depression
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
