you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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