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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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