The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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