My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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