Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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