Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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