Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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