return my video game
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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