Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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