Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Too much gin, very little bucket
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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