If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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