I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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