There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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