some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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