Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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