It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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