I got her a Nickelback box set.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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