Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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