doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I need to stop coming to work sober
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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