oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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