god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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