I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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