I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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