Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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