I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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