If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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