Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
This beer is not sobering me up at all
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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